Brawlers On a Budget > Episodes > 2002 > Monday Morning Mayhem 18

This Show Lasted Longer Than Most Marriages!

[We are live (when it happened) in The Can in Hanes, Pennsylvania. The camera pans the surprisingly full arena (that's the good news, bad news is, there's only about 300 seats there). The crowd is applauding and a B-O-B chant has broken out. Ah yes, we're not too far away from Philly, where everything has to get chanted. Hmmm. Could BOB actually get some decent reaction tonight? Let's find out how the hardcore Pennsylvania fans respond to BOB! And besides that, I'm out of material, and I'm not the show anyway, so let's head to ringside, hmmm?]

MM: Good morning everyone, and WELCOME! To the FINAL MONDAY MORNING MAYHEM. I'm your host, Mike "The Monotone" Monroe! Also with me, in a nice bit of nostalgia, is our cranially-challenged commentator, the 400-pounder with the brain of a flounder, GBH!

GBH: Huuh?

MM: Nice to have you here, GBH!

GBH: Whut? What's dis? Uh?

SW: And alongside him, the now legendary color commentator, SCOTTY WHATBODY!

SW: Enough sentimentality. Why are you two back here?

MM: We're going for the old school feel tonight. Sending this show out the way it came in.

SW: So why aren't we in the gym where we had our first show?

MM: Well, this place was paid for in advance, and you know how much BigBoss likes to get cheated out of money. Although after the pay-per-view, he no doubt is rolling around in it.

SW: Forget about HIM rolling around in it. I was picturing Mrs. BigBoss rolling around in that money. Humina, humina, humina.