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What Would You Do…

[A man is stood at a vending machine. All of a sudden a thief steals his candy bar. The man removes his glasses and turns around to reveal himself as action movie star Jason Statham.]

Jason: Give me back my candy!

Thief: No!

[Jason Statham toe kicks him in the bottom of the jar and catches the candy as it flies out of the thief’s hand. A second thief re-steals it and tries to escape, but Jason removes his jacket and wraps it around his neck and drops him to the floor. A third thief picks up the candy like a football and runs.]

Jason: You son of a bitch.

[Thief 1 and 2 hold him from behind. He forces his bodyweight back into the vending machine, tears their arms apart to free himself, and mule kicks them both into the machine’s covering. Pop cans flow out like a waterfall.]

Jason: Get back here!

[Jason sprints after the third thief, picking up a fire extinguisher on the way, and smacks him in the back of the head with it. He takes back his candy and sprays the extinguisher’s contents in Thief 3’s face. Jason Statham then unwraps the candy and takes a bite.]

Voice-Over: What would you do…

[The logo whooshes onto the screen.]

Voice-Over: For a Klondike Bar?