Bobo Fiendish Bio - BOB Wrestling, the Parody E-Fed!

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Height: 6'8" Weight: 335 lbs. Hometown: ??? Theme Music: "See You in Hell (Don't Be Late)" by someone I can't pronounce, let alone spell... Finshing Maneuver: Farewell to the Flesh (A move we're not permitted to describe, lest someone actually TRY it...)	Wrestling Style: ??? Favorite cereal: ??? Make of car: ??? Number of times you've watched "The Sound of Music": ???
History and Backstory: People close to him have described him as "a combination of the Undertaker and Dennis Miller". He adds a spin of sarcasm to all his evil traits. His ring experience and talent are overshadowed only by his massive ego, as best illustrated by his self-imposed title of "the Angel of Death Most EXALTED." Holding previous stints in the Nightmare Wrestling Federation and the STWF, he's a former Pan-Galactic and "Are You Out Of Your Frickin' Mind" Champ... and yes, we believe he is... Costume: A tight blue bodysuit and metal cuffs around his neck and wrists. Previous convictions: ???
Rants Re: Live from Stinky McNasty’s Old MICKdonald had a deathwish… E-I-E-I-O Oh, cool… Bloody hell…. Is this feeb SERIOUS? Well, THAT was almost a WARMUP… What’s next? The Smooth Operator? Must… Not… Laugh… Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a SPINE out of this DINK… (Again?) Oh man, can’t we get a better Face? Halftime I chokeslammed some dink through the earth’s crust and all I got was this stupid BELT. Dare to be ~~Stupid~~ SUICIDAL Here Comes the REIGN Again… Voss For A Loss Voss-pitality Ill Postino Sister? Oh, BROTHER… She’s a Blonde, Single Girl in a Fantasy World… Countdown to Extinction The Wrath of ~~Khan~~ EX-Con Justin Jarrett, now? The Champion Speaks ~~Eight~~ HATE is Enough The Phone Call Don’t Usually DO Requests, BUT…. The Route of All Evil… This Guy Is Falling! This Guy Is Falling!