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The Geek
Height: 5' 10"
Weight:
213 lbs
Hometown: Cleveland, OH
Theme Music: "Dare To Be Stupid" by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Finshing Maneuver: 1) The Pocket Protector-A Rock Bottom 2)The 2 Squared-A figure four leglock
Wrestling Style: Mostly consists of running away from his opponent and screaming like a girl, but if forced to actually wrestle he pulls of some rather impressive cruiserweight moves.
Favorite cereal: ???
Make of car: ???
Number of times you've watched "The Sound of Music": ???

History and Backstory: The Geek (aka-Dave Slater) was always a bookworm in school. So much so, that everyone called him a geek and teacher's pet. He heard it so much that by the time he entered high school he thought his name was Geek, so that's what he told anyone who bothered to talk to him--when he wasn't get beat up that is. He knows everything about every "Star Trek" show ever made, and plays D&D with his few remaining geek freinds.

After graduating high school, Dave sponged off his parents for as long as they could stand him. At 22 they finally threw him out--literally. He was left with $55, and a bag full of dirty laundry. He took a job cleaning the bathrooms at the local YMCA (where he also lived), but the owner paid him a dollar more than Dave owed for room and board (so in reality he only made a dollar a day). One day Dave saw a wrestling show on the TV in the common room, and Dave tried out to be a wrestler and kept getting turned down for being "too smelly". He heard about BOB, and took his first shower in eight years and tried out.

Costume: Wears a dirty white button down shirt that looks to be a size too small for him with a pocket protector with various pens in it, black pants (also dirty) that also look be a size too small, white socks, and black worn out penny loafers.

He looks like a typical geek who knows everything about "Star Trek", his hair looks like he hasn't combed or shampooed it since Ronald Regan was president (hence the exessive dandruff on his shoulders at all times), black framed glasses (complete with tape), his teeth are crooked and yellow, as are his fingernails, and those that get close to him will tell you he smells really bad.

Previous convictions: ???

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