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Valet: Angelina X
Height: 4'2" when seated.
Weight: 328 pounds, including wheelchair
Hometown: ???
Theme Music: "She Blinded Me With Science" by Malcom McLaren
Finshing Maneuver: The Supermassive Black Hole. (A lionsault. Yes, in a
wheelchair. I'm that good.) |
Wrestling Style:Vehicular
Favorite cereal:C-3PO's. Damn, why did they have to stop making those?
Make of car: ???
Number of times you've watched "The Sound of Music": ??? |
| History and Backstory: Stephen William Hawking, CH, CBE, FRS, FRSA, British theoretical physicist, powerwrestler and genius, was born on January 8, 1942 to Frank Hawking, a
research biologist, and Isobel Hawking. Did a bunch of science stuff and
wrote a series of books that you're not smart enough to understand. Oh,
yeah, I went there. Moron. Developed Lou Gehrings Disease, which should
really be called "Stephen Hawkings Disease", because you don't have to be a
genius to hit a small white ball with a club. Entered BOB to fight for the
rights of the differently-abled, and kick some jobbers asses in the process.
Hey, even geniuses have to blow off steam sometime, right?
Costume: ???
Previous convictions: ???
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