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Height: 6'9"
Weight: 303 lbs.
Hometown: Yaaaaargh!, Wisconsin
Theme Music: "Slaughterama" by Gwar
Finshing Maneuver: The Intense Bearhug, where he lights himself on fire and puts the opponent in a bearhug |
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Number of times you've watched "The Sound of Music": ???
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| History and Backstory: Quite possibly the most suicidally intense wrestler we've ever seen, this man will gore, injure and maim himself just to prove his intensity. No one's doubting it, but he's immune to common sense and pain - he'll recover from fatal injuries for the sole purpose of giving himself more! You want intense? He's got your intense right here! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Costume: Giant party-size streamers all over his body, bright green trunks
Previous convictions: ???
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Rants
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