History and Backstory: A thousand years ago Sir Ronald Smith was an Arthurian knight of the Round Table. He was happy knight, he enjoyed feasting questing and killing. Then, as the legends state, King Arthur and of his knights went to sleep, not to awaken again until England needed them once more.
Obviously over the course of time all the others died of old age. However, for really complicated and fascinating reasons Sir Ronald woke up in New York city in 1989. For a while he tried hunting for the Holy Grail but then got bored and gave up. He got a job working in McDonalds and moved into a trailer park.
After spending several years reciting the question "Do you want fries with that?" he fell into a deep depression from which he has not yet recovered. He visited a therapist who suggested that he found a hobby. Sir Ronald chose professional wrestling.
His ever quickening descent into madness has now led him to believe that if he can win all four BOB title belts then the location of the Holy Grail will finally be revealed to him, and that when he finds it he'll be magically transported back to a time when he could get paid for cutting people's heads off. And who's to say that he's wrong. To summarise: He's a depressed Arthurian knight who's wrestling in the hope that it might allow him not to have to work in McDonalds any more.
Costume: Chainmail, helmet and other knight type things.
Previous convictions: ???
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