History and Backstory: Originally from Samoa, Logonoa has been deaf since birth. Once he got older, he beat the crap out of the doctor who delivered him those many years ago, as well as both his parents for giving him their inferior genes. He then moved to Florida and landed a job at Disney's Polynesian resort, where he ran into his manager, Generic Foot Locker Employee, who convinced him to enter parody sports entertainment and release the frustration on BOBsters that he can't legally release on snotty 5-year-old punk kids.
I'm gonna kill you!
Costume: A yellow lava-lava over long green/black/red shorts.
Previous convictions: ???
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