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Luke Warm
Height: 6'3"
Weight:
255 lbs.
Hometown: Bumbledink, Texas
Theme Music: None per se, just the sounds of a lot of stuff breaking
Finshing Maneuver: The STONECUTTER, a move whereby he grabs the opponent's head, and the opponent drops (must be a nerve-hold), and Regis Philbin's nose bleeds halfway around the world (???)
Wrestling Style: ???
Favorite cereal: ???
Make of car: ???
Number of times you've watched "The Sound of Music": ???

History and Backstory: Luke Warm was born into a family of ranchhands in rural Texas (THIS IS NOT TO SAY HE'S A COWBOY). Often sickly as a boy, he was stricken by polio at age nine. Prolific as the Warm family was, by this time Luke also had three younger sisters. Taking advantage of the fact that their older brother was a sickly wisp of a lad, the three girls - Heather, Brianne and Phil - did as any siblings would do: beat Luke violently and frequently.

Adolescence was a magical time for Luke in ways he refuses to speak about, but will tell you that his frequent beatings made him more brutish. Now he's in BOB to prove to everyone he's tough after all. Luke Warm is kickin' names and taki...no, wait. Forget it.

Costume: Jean shorts and not much else. No hair, goatee (hmmm....familiar, but I can't place where)

Previous convictions: ???

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