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Meat-Puppet
Height: 6'1" or 5'11", depending on which foot he stands on.
Weight:
180 lbs. without his skin.
Hometown: Shady Rest Cemetary.
Theme Music: "Chemical Burn", by the Dust Brothers.
Finshing Maneuver: "Dead Man Falling" (Meat-Puppet hurls himself from the top rope, hopefully landing on the enemy - usually, he just hits the mat and bounces.)
Wrestling Style: Slow, weak, and only at its master's orders.
Favorite cereal: Maggot Bits.
Make of car:Has no ability to drive, as it cannot think.
Number of times you've watched "The Sound of Music": Depends on the limb.
History and Backstory: Once, Meat-Puppet was several people. Over the years, they died in a number of mysterious ways, none of them making it past 30. Legend has it that all of their deaths were connected in some way to Mr. Paradox...

Some time last year, a mad scientist began to raid graves. This scientist had plans for a new, monstrous being. He skinned the limbs, tensing the underlying muscle to make it stronger. Then, using black thread, he stitched the skinned limbs and head together to make a new being... but was creamed by a car before he could finish the process.

Recently, Mr. Paradox discovered the skinned being, and realized its true potential. Using whatever arts he knew from Dimension Z, he finished the job, bringing the dead to life!

Some say it's an abomination against God.

Some say it's the final triumph of science.

And some say it's just Alex "No Gimmick" Smith in a really bad costume.

Whatever it is, it walks in BOB!

Costume: It's a skinned corpse, with stitches joining its stolen limbs and head to the wretched torso. Eyes gape lidlessly from its head, and its spine juts from its back. It walks with a slow shuffle, constantly twitching from random nerve movements. (This assumes that Alex doesn't trip in the costume again.)

Previous convictions: That depends on the body part.

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