History and Backstory: Michelle is the Head Writer. While married to Vice President in Charge of Everything Trey Vincent, she was adopted by BigBOSS. Michelle is also the sister of Sarah "The Jobber Slayer." One day Michelle wasn't there. The next she showed up at Sarah's house and reported that she was his sister. Of course, it was completely possible, considering who their parents are, and the fact they got divorced without any explanation. Well, maybe one day this will be explained. Until then, just know, that they are sisters. OK? OK? Good.
Costume: Sexy, tight-fitting outfits, but nothing showing too much skin.
Previous convictions: Shoplifting.