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![[Detached Narrator]](comingsoon_top.jpg)
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Height: [Whatever I want it to be]
Weight: [See above, fucker!]
Hometown: [See above, fucker!!]
Theme Music: [Anything by The Rat Pack is cool with me. Frank, Dean or Sammy, baby.]
Finshing Maneuver: [Whatever I want it to be.] |
Wrestling Style: [Elusive and abusive.]
Favorite cereal: [Your wife and/or girlfriend]
Make of car: [Who needs a car? I can time travel bitches!]
Number of times you've watched "The Sound of Music": [Never!]
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| History and Backstory: [I was born on the Internet. Just a guy in some brackets, but somebody must have jizzed on a keyboard. *Looks at Leary* Anyhow...the magical sperm must have entered the little CD hole on a certain person's iMac and woila, about nine months later, I showed up! You're welcome.]
Costume: [Depends on who I'm pretending to be, but I look like that picture in my purest, most evil form.]
Previous convictions: [None.]
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Rants
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