History and Backstory: He began as a backyard wrestler, but got hired by BOB due to the craze of watching retarded teens injuring themselves for laughs. He was killed by Death and was sent to hell. He made his return to BOB some time later and captured the Not Good Enough To Fight Alone Tag Titles with Trey Vincent, but was soon killed and sent to hell again by a zombified Mr. Fantastic. He comes back to BOB for a third attempt at rising above jobber status.
Costume: Ripped jeans and a baggy BOB t-shirt
Previous convictions: Arson, possession