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Height: 6'3"
Weight: 235 pounds
Hometown: Endive, North Dakota
Theme Music: "Born Free", as beautifully sung by Andy Williams
Finshing Maneuver: "The Salad Shooter", a running bulldog takedown |
Wrestling Style: Not much
Favorite cereal: ???
Make of car: ???
Number of times you've watched "The Sound of Music": ???
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| History and Backstory: Herbert T. Romaine ("The Caprini Kid") is a vigilant militant vegetarian who has taken it upon himself to spread the pro-fauna message to the masses. What better venue for reaching intelligent, open-minded individuals than professional wrestling? Herb is of the opinion that inside every carnivore is a vegan waiting to be beaten out. When he's not wrestling, Herb likes to hang out on his ranch (The Romaine Estates) in Endive with his herd of prize-winning sheep, which Herb insists are "just friends". Yeah, right... we've all used THAT excuse before!!
Costume: Hemp and wool wrestling trunks. A cross between Ken Shamrock and the Unibomber
Previous convictions: ???
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