"Mr. Send Us Money" Rob Van Spam Bio - BOB Wrestling, the Parody E-Fed!

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Height: 6' Weight: 204 lbs. Hometown: Fight Swamp, Kentucky Theme Music: "Walk (Monty Python Spam Remix)" by Pantera Finshing Maneuver: 1 Star Frog Splash, Sit-down Moonsault (he can't do the splits)	Wrestling Style: Kicks and high flying stuff Favorite cereal: He likes all of them, straight out of the box Make of car: He just flies, or so he says Number of times you've watched "The Sound of Music": Once, when he was baked Manager: Bill Alfalfa (guy with a whistle who rambles incoherently a lot)
History and Backstory: Rob Van Spam was trained along with Alan Qaida by Al's uncle The Iron Sheik. They didn't show much promise, neither of them being particularly good, and all Al wanted to do was moonsault himself through tables for some reason. Armed with limited movesets they come to BOB in hopes of something to eat. Oh, and Van Spam figured he could probably buy some pot from that douja guy. I'm the whole frickin show! Costume: He looks exactly like Rob Van Dam but with advertisements for penis enlargement pills and free iPods instead of yin-yangs and dragons and sht Previous convictions:* Smoking a joint
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