Sam, Sam the Dancing Yam Bio - BOB Wrestling, the Parody E-Fed!

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Height: 5'11 1/2" Weight: $4.95 per lb. Hometown: A Little Yam Farm Just Outside Of New Jersey Theme Music: The Jersey City Yam Dance Theme Finshing Maneuver: Killing The Yams (Kick To The ball sack)	Wrestling Style: The Ancient Arm of Yam Fu (aka whatever move he can make up on the spot) Favorite cereal: Yams on Toast Make of car: People have cars? WTF? Number of times you've watched "The Sound of Music": Once?
History and Backstory: His name basically sums it up. His name is Sam, he's a yam, and he dances. That's pretty much all you need to know. Costume: He looks like a high school nerd dressed in a Dark Brown body suit with "Yes I'm A yam" Written on it. Previous convictions: Parking violations, Sexually violating vegetables?, Vagrancy.
Rants Sam, Sam The Dancing Yam Promo No apparent reason except fun The Yam Standard Never submit to the Yam Bunny Booty New Boards, but same old Sam The doctor is Insane

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