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Lord Lestat von Sexbat
Height: 6'7"
Weight:
205 lbs (105 lbs of it hair and hairspray)
Hometown: ???
Theme Music: "Black Planet" by the Sisters Of Mercy
Finshing Maneuver: The Black Out-A hot shot into the top turnbuckle instead of the top rope; Set-Up Maneuver (sometimes finisher): The Christian Death, essentially bouncing the opponent into the ropes and catching him with a rana ala Scott Steiner's old Frankensteiner.
Wrestling Style: Rulebreaker/high-flying luchador.
Favorite cereal: ???
Make of car: ???
Number of times you've watched "The Sound of Music": ???

History and Backstory: Growing up in the burbs where he was constantly harassed by other children because of his name, Wes Lipschitz got interested in roleplaying games at an early age. He got so hooked, he's now confused his reality with that of his Vampire, The Masquerade character Lord Lestat von Sexbat, leader of the Nosferatu tribe in his local LARPing group. Pairing this full immersion into this character with a life-long love of professional wrestling, Wes...er...I mean Lestat has now decided to go into wrestling to prove Nosferatu superiority over that of humankind.

Though he was rumoured to have had fairly extensive luchador training in Mexico City (he supposedly was kicked out of all of their wrestling schools due to his excessive use of methamphetamines), Sexbat comes to BOB with no prior wrestling experience. In fact, his last job was as the Night Clerk at a 24-hour Photomat. This hasn't prevented him from winning the fabled Pan-Galactic belt in his first-ever match. Ahhh, BOB, where dreams CAN come true!

Costume: He's a lanky goth guy with ratted out jet black hair (cf. Robert Smith of The Cure) and a fully made-up face. We wears to the ring black velvet tights (sometimes covered by a black lace skirt), a long sleeved black fishnet shirt with a Christian Death t-shirt over top, and those pointy black witch boots with the buckles going all the way up to the knee. He has curiously long and pointed finger nails (ala Robert Deniro's in the movie "Angel Heart") that are painted black.

He always comes to the ring accompanied by his succubi (His harem of random teenage goth girls, ever changing) and Yoorick, a dilapidated looking old skull that he carries with him to the ring.

Previous convictions: ???

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