Team: Festering Death with Spaceduck =<>
Height: Seven pixels
Weight: Eighteen mighty spacecop smiley pixels
Hometown: Both Spaceduck and Spacecop hail from the so-called "Land of the Living", as they once lived in Hell. Gunnar Smith, also known as Satan, and the Elbow of God, both hated them, and they were eventually thrown out of Hell. These two have subsequently been banned from other places, such as Canada, Afghanistan, the White House, Al Gore's brothel, the iAd, and Cuba. They assumedly reside in the only place scummy enough to take in two dickheads like Spaceduck and Spacecop -- New Jersey.
Theme Music: "Testicles in a Box" by Big D
Finshing Maneuver: "RAPE" - Spacecop waits until Death hits the Touch of Death on a victim, then he rapes their corpse.
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Wrestling Style: Eurodance.
Favorite cereal: Fruity Pebbles, bitch.
Make of car: ???
Number of times you've watched "The Sound of Music": See "Previous Convictions".
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History and Backstory: Spacecop is a fucking asshole. His career began in 1998, when he raped lots and lots of corpses, while Spaceduck was in the background and beating up Spacemonkey a lot. He eventually gained a role in the Spaceduck comic in 2002, which featured him and Spaceduck constantly berating and raping Vedic for no damned good reason. Eventually, the Beast killed them both and sent them to Hell. However, even the hellish fiends of, well, Hell, could not hope to contend with the likes of these two, and they became the first beings to ever be thrown out of Hell. How did they come to BOB? Well, to tell you the truth, we're trying to figure that out, ourselves.
I HATE YOU ALL.
Costume: In the light of this question, Spacecop had this to say:
=C] - SHUT THE FUCK UP, BEFORE I KILL YOU AND RAPE YOUR DAMN CORPSE.
---- Charming fellow.
Previous convictions: Even Satan, himself, was literally stunned at the list of atrocities that Spacecop has performed, and it is far too long to even list on a stupid little topic like "Previous Convictions". |
