Team: Festering Death with Spacecop =C]
Height: Seven pixels
Weight: Twenty-three mighty spaceduck smiley pixels
Hometown: Both Spaceduck and Spacecop hail from the so-called "Land of the Living", as they once lived in Hell. Gunnar Smith, also known as
Satan, and the Elbow of God, both hated them, and they were eventually hrown out of Hell. These two have subsequently been banned from other places, such as Canada, Afghanistan, the White House, Al Gore's brothel, the iAd, and Cuba. They assumedly reside in the only place scummy enough to take in two dickheads like Spaceduck and Spacecop -- New Jersey.
Theme Music: "Testicles in a Box" by Big D
Finshing Maneuver: "Smiley Stunner" - A Stone Cold Stunner... god knows how it works since he's a smiley and doesn't have a frickin' shoulder.
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Wrestling Style:Booty Bass. Hey, I don't know what the fuck "Booty Bass" is, but it's a genre listed in Winamp, and DAMMIT, it sounds funny! Of course I'm gonna pick it. Meh.
Favorite cereal: Cocoa Pebbles, bitch.
Make of car: ???
Number of times you've watched "The Sound of Music": Spaceduck was wondering if this included shoving a copy of "the Sound of Music" up Vedic's ass. |
History and Backstory: Spaceduck is a fucking asshole. His career began in 1998, when he beat up Spacemonkey a lot, while Spacecop sat in the background and raped lots and lots of corpses. He eventually gained his own comic in 2002, which featured him and Spacecop constantly berating and raping Vedic for no damned good reason. Eventually, the Beast killed them both and sent them to Hell. However, even the hellish fiends of, well, Hell, could not hope to contend with the likes of these two, and they became the first beings to ever be thrown out of Hell. How did they come to BOB? Well, to tell you the truth, we're trying to figure that out, ourselves.
I HATE YOU ALL.
Costume:In the light of this question, Spaceduck had this to say:
=<> - COSTUME!? COSTUME?!?! EXCUSE ME, I SEEM TO NOTICE THAT I AM A GOD DAMNED SMILEY. PLEASE, GOD, STOP EXISTING, BECAUSE YOU PISS ME OFF.
--- Charming fellow.
Previous convictions: Spaceduck was sent to Hell for constantly raping Vedic, constantly beating up Spacemonkey, robbed many 7-11s, beat up the elderly, and watched Guiding Light.
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