Steve Studnuts Bio - BOB eWrestling, the Parody E-Fed!

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Height: 6-2 Weight: 265 Hometown: Phoenix, Arizona (The Valley of the Sun) Theme Music: "War" by Sick Puppies Finshing Maneuver: The Death (Valley of the Sun) Driver. (A falling DVD) Other finishers:The Jerkweed Death Drop (A sitout powerbomb); The Fairy Go-Round (A F5)	Wrestling Style: Kickin' your ass Favorite cereal: Pussy flavored Lucky Charms Make of car: Which one? Number of times you've watched "The Sound of Music": Unless Julie Andrews is givin' head or takin' it up the ass... the answer is zero.
History and Backstory: I'm Steve Studnuts. And you're not. But I know... you wish... you could be. That's all you need to know, jerkweed. Costume: Yellow tights with a black SUPERMAN logo on the back. Smaller logo, same thing, on the front...both are centered. Black knee pads and black patent leather boots. Tassels hang from all around the top of the boots to the ankles. Previous convictions: Classified.
Rants I don’t need a subject, bitch! Smile High Stadium Whore Man Smiley The Condemned MF In My Pants Driving Miss Lazy I’ll be bringin’ my OWN snake… MST (Mystery Steve Theater) does MMR1 & JC’s bios! suspended… Clubbin’ and clobberin’ Arrested Development A kind message back to sWo THANKS, DUDE! Back in the gatdamn saddle Back in the gatdamn saddle (again) Back from Graham’s Central Station Back to the Future Catchin’ up… Fuck a gatdamn subject SMP, NH, SS, and a RBNS Sailing! Don’t quit the day job… Speaking his language Who’s on first? A moment with the Swiss Ar-um, what champ am I? I did not enter a valid subject the first time The CHAMP…speaks? Insert Subject Here Re: Evil-Lution Would you… no subject was filled in !MPLOSION! 10 Yeah, faggots. I voted! Studnuts vs. SMP (NSFW)