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Uber Vampire Warrior
Height: 6-3
Weight: 250
Hometown Tampa, Florida
Theme Music: "Goliath And The Vampires" by Monster Magnet
Finshing Maneuver: Impaler DDT
Wrestling style: Vampire style.
Favorite cereal: Blood.
Make of car: Dragula.
Number of times you've watched "The Sound of Music": 666.

History and Backstory: Very little is known about the mysterious athlete known as the Uber Vampire Warrior. He appears to be a sort of modern-day gothic entity, down to the enormous incisors. When it is time for Uber Vamp to make an appearance, he slowly rises into view from the center of a fiery ring. He then makes his way to ringside, sipping from a goblet that contains an ominous, viscous fluid. After sating his bizarre thirst, he then proceeds to destroy his opponents with a variety of devastating power maneuvers.

Spooky, huh?

Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear. And Type O Negative and Danzig RULE!

Costume: Sunglasses, white puffy shirt, black leather pants. And, oh yeah, the vampire teeth.

Previous convictions: Breaking and entering of a blood bank, larceny of over 5 pints, possession of a type O-negative substance.

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