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Urine
Height: 6'5"
Weight:
260
Hometown: Flushing Meadows, New York
Theme Music: "Golden Showers" by The Mentors
Finshing Maneuver: Atomic corkscrew leg drop
Wrestling Style:Messy and smelly
Favorite cereal: Waffles (they're yellow!) with his "special syrup" (also, yellow)
Make of car: Yellow submarine
Number of times you've watched "The Sound of Music": ???

History and Backstory: Originally born from the toilet, he created short, bad promos. Then things got worse. And they always involved peeing, dead people and a lot of incoherance. He used to love to tell people to "Run to the forest." And then XXXtreme Machine took exception to what he considered gimmick infringement, and Urine was forced to change his gimmick. So now, he is letting Uri-mania flow wild, uncle! So whatcha gonna do when Urine and the Uri-Nation, pees all over you?

Costume: He wears a yellow Urine Still Pees bandana, Whatcha Gonna Do When The Uri-Nation Pees All Over You T-shirt (or a Uri-Mania Flowing Wild T-Shirt).

Previous convictions: Trying to impersonate a wrestler (multiple counts), indecent exposure (multiple counts)

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