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"The Stereotyped Face" Justin Voss
Height: 6'6"
Weight:
276lbs
Hometown: Portland, Oregon.
Theme Music: "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands" (So the fans can join in.)
Finshing Maneuver: Grinbreaker - flying headscissors takedown.
Trademark: "Happy And You Know It." Trust me.. you have to see this one to believe it.. the description just doesn't do it justice! (So sayeth The BigBOSS!)
Wrestling Style:Takes lots of bumps and uses power moves, flies from top rope frequently.
Favorite cereal: ???
Make of car: ???
Number of times you've watched "The Sound of Music": ???

History and Backstory: He has always been the most popular kid in school. The quarterback on his College Football team, the University of Portland, he always had the chicks. He was a teen model. Then he found the fountain of youth and drank from it to stay at the age of twenty-two forever. (The key for it to make you stay the same age is to make the water come out your nose. Go figure.) Anyway, he wanted to be more popular, so he decided he'd take his sporting prowess into the squared circle. That's why he's a BOB wrestler! And he's a face...duh!

Costume: Those speedo wrestling undies that Stone Cold and the Rock wear. (Wrestling briefs?) His are black and in gold writing across the buttocks it says "Cheer me!" and on the front there's a smiley face. He wears gold boots and black wrap around shades. He has a Rock type build, blonde peroxide hair, an eyebrow ring and a tattoo of a smiley face on his left arm.

Previous convictions: ???

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