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Height: 6-1
Weight:
200 pounds
Hometown: Cloudydale, Conn.
Theme Music: "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" by Zamfir
Finshing Maneuver: Stepping into the ring....he's finished before the bell even rings.
Wrestling Style: Getting thrown around a lot and beaten badly.
Favorite cereal: ???
Make of car: ???
Number of times you've watched "The Sound of Music": ???
History and Backstory: His original gimmick was an angry pan flute reject, the evil almost-identical twin of recording great Zamfir. He used to be a "heel" and get "heat" by hitting opponents with his big pan flute, causing DQs. Then, he'd play the thing! The torture! But he learned the error of his ways following an ass kicking at the hands of Sarah (then Buffy) "The Jobber Slayer." For some reason, she took a liking to him. She convinced him to drop his gimmick and enter into the '90s with a cool name. She replaced the Z with an X, he dropped the pan flute playing, and now he just uses it as a weapon. Which is all it should ever be used for. He still gets his ass kicked, badly. But he does it with a smile.

Costume:Whatever he can steal off of people's clotheslines.

Previous convictions: ???

Jeannie (Xamfir's genie/love slave/valet)

Height: 5-5
Weight: 114
Hometown: A bottle.
Theme Music: "Genie In A Bottle" by Christia Aguilera (or whoever sang that)
Finishing move: A bitch slap? Maybe...
Wrestling Style: Cat fighting.
History: She was living in a bottle, waiting for somebody to find her bottle and rub it so she could grant three wishes. Little did she suspect, Xamfir found the bottle and through various loopholes, now has her for his entire life.
Costume: Dress, high heels, must be sexy for Xamfir!
Previous Convictions: None. She can poof any cops away if the need arises.

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