UPDATES?! Oh yeah, we have updates!

Our former home arena, well...okay, we didn't have one, all our shows were from on the road. BUT NOW WE HAVE ONE! Thanks to a man that wishes to remain nameless (I'll respect his Witness Relocation Program thingee) we have been able to purchase a new HOME ARENA! Like Slobberknocker Arena in the old, archaic STWF. IT'S The B.O.B.! BANK ONE BALLPARK IN PHOENIX! What? We can't use that? Not even from the parking deck? Damn...

How about...ummmmm? BASEMENT of BRAWLIN'!? THE B.O.B.! Live from Stuart's mother's basement? No? But it's a BIG basement, he is the BigBOSS after all. No? Okay, I give up...just go here to BOB NEWHART HOUSE! you damn fogies!

(Rated TV-BP13 for excessive use of Billy Polar and the Word The PTC Doesn't Like. But F*** 'em if they can't take a joke!)

Pay Per View only on PPV, NAGAM 15, and MMM 16 have been ARCHIVED! Probably never to be seen again. If you're lucky...

PLUS! BOB is currently under negotiations for a facelift! That's right, it seems we actually made some money on PPV only on PPV. Okay, I'm lying. A friend of a friend of a friend has announced he'd do it for free. And "free" is right in BOB's price range. Of course, all to be approved by the BIGBOSS when he gets out of the joint. And NO FRAMES! We didn't have 'em before and we won't after our facelift, because frames suck....

Are you ready to rumble? Ready for something Hardcore? Ready to do it for less than minimum wage? Then we need you!
(Or a reasonable facsimile. Offer void in Utah.)

So, if you're a former Ice-skating Icelandic Limbo-dancer, or a Fire-Eating Albanian Goat-Herder, or even an Ex-Marine with a liking for Angora Sweaters.. then come on in! No gimmick too stupid, no valet too busty, no paycheck too small!

Fight for these titles:

The Pan-Galactic Championship (re-named: see above)
The Swiss Army Belt
The "Are You Out Of Your Frickin' Mind?" Hardcore Title
The "You Gotta Have Friends" Tag Titles

Wanna join? Then E-mail me your details at toccata_the_alien_ambassador@yahoo.com

Just send me all the facts on your boy (Or Girl. Or Anthropomorphic Animal. Or.. whatever.) Height. Weight. Hometown. Theme Music. Costume. Finshing Maneuver. Wrestling Style. Previous Convictions. History and Backstory. Favourite Cereal. Make of Car. Number of Times You've Watched "The Sound of Music". And anything else I should know about you..

Got something to say? Go to our Latest Interview Area! Rant Zone III! Here!
The NEW OOC Board!
(So, it's just the old IC Board... but you can cuss on the new one!)
Upcoming Cards (Don't look at this. Ahh, go ahead.)
Take on our professional Jobbers!
Become part of our Roster!
(Last updated, March 2000... so sue us!)
Check out our Rules!
The Staff!
Delve into the latest gossip with Bosstalk!
(Updated 11/26/01...just go to the bottom)
Need some Multimedia? Then you should see our THEME MUSIC Section!
(The original crappy MIDI intros!)
BOB Themes Volume 2! (The Unwanted Sequel!)
BOB Themes Volume Three! The NEW BOB Generation!
Past Cards are in The Archives. (UPDATED!)
Check out our Hall of Fame!
(Updated 6/22/01)

NOTE: This is an Oliver-Copp TNM-Free Zone! No simulators are used. Because They're Crap.

We also apologise for using Geocities. But we'll be lucky to afford a ring-bell, let alone a dot-com!
Pop-Up Video, Si!
Pop-up Windows, No!

Why not Visit Those Saps at:
The (Defunct)Stereo Type Wrestling Federation
(Bask in their former Glory...)

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