A day late and can I borrow a dollar? You want some entertainment, here. I don't get paid enough to tease you. Other than to say there is tons of hot sweaty lesbian sex involving Britney Spears, Stacy Keibler and tons of WWE divas nude. Am I lying? I'm so drunk even I don't know. Click to see.
A full preview of BOB's next brain-child, Sunday Morning Chloroform 3 and 4 are now online (even if we forgot to mention it here) in the Upcoming Cards page. Which means its time for all you lazy bastards to make one of your trips back to the Rant Zone. You remember that place, don't you? Well, if you forgot the way, look to the left of your computer monitor and click on where it says Rant Zone III!
You may not have asked for another battle royal, but you're gonna get one anyway! The fWEo's Royal Battle, in which Sarah, Kay Fabe, Insano Mano and Kamikazie Ken once again had pivotal roles in. So click here and enjoy.
The most anticipated Part 2 in BOB history is upon us on the most heavily hyped show IN THE HISTORY OF SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT. Stupid Bowl I Part 2 is here. The lesbian kiss? Sarah in bra and panties, bondage, beer, barbed wire, explosions and so much more. Man, the NFL must be crapping itself right about now.
It's January, which means its time for the annual BOB tradition, the Boring Bumble! This year, the Bumble joined forces with that OTHER big January tradition, the SuperBowl, and woila...the greatest BOB extravaganza of all time is here. STUPIDBOWL I. Gimmick matches up the wazoo and all titles on the line! And LESBIANS!
Hello, my intended. Is there anybody in here? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anybody home? Well, if there is, I've got some entertainment *coughcough* for you. Yep, a filler show! You know you love them. This time it's the BOBO Q. FIENDISH SHOW Part 2! Click here for the show. See you soon...
The finals of the tournament nobody was waiting for are up. Yes, the Jobber Of The Year 2002 Tournament has concluded....yes, in 2003....and can be checked out here. And yes, those whacky BOBsters have gotten themselves into more trouble. The fWEo/BOB crossover continues. And thank God....less work for us!
No more waiting. Santa has finally delivered the present all of you have been dying for. Sure the paper is tattered and torn, but that's BOB for ya. Yes, BOB returned to Pay-Per-View, the long awaited SEND US MONEY: A Chance Would Be A Fine Thing. We've got new champs, death and chaos. What else would you expect from us? Entertainment?
Everyone here at BOB wishes you a Merry Christmas. And in the holiday spirit, let BOB present to you, another federation's Christmas show. Because, well, a few of your BOBsters make an appearance. There's really no other reason for us to be showing it. Yes, the evil fWEo/BOB collaboration continues. Click to eat some garland! HAIL JELLITER!~
With the prestigious Jobber Of The Year 2002 title on the line, how did Kay Fabe and Kamikazie Ken fair? Will a member of BOB actually win in a different fed? Oh wait, you lose to advance. Hmmm. Anyway. Click to see if they did BOB proud and also see if the forbidden love affair between Sarah and Angel advanced. It must have if I'm mentioning it. It was Sunday Afternoon Curtain Jerker!
Jobber Of The Year 2002? Sounds like something BOB would be perfect for, right? Come and see the collaboration that could easily turn the universe inside out. Or should that be war? Or invasion? Eh, whatever. It's jobbers galore as Kamikazie Ken, Insano Mano, Kay Fabe and Sarah "The Jobber Slayer" invade the fWEo! Clickitty click click.
BOB has a really long history. Bet you didn't know that did you? So, while the wait continues for the BOB Pay-Per-View, let's enjoy some of the history that is the STWF, er, BOB! Yes, BOB presents Monday Nae Trous 1! Enjoy Michael Wackson, Streetmime, Chinese Spick Pedro Chang, Black Jack Dealer, The Stonebreakers and Circus Freaks! And they're not wearing pants!
The Pay-Per-View is here! No, not THAT Pay-per-view. Those wacky French-Canadians are at it again! And we've siezed the tapes! Join us for more badly-dubbed BOB Pay-Per-Views with Gluttons For The Punishment! More fun than doing the "Humpin'-soon-with-be-claquer-victim-join" routine! And the crowd goes monkey!
Are you ready for the long-awaited Pay-Per-View? TOO BAD. It's not done yet. In the mean time, here's some more filler for you. This is a return to the vaults as we venture into House Show Is De, way back from 1999! Enjoy the power of the absorbing blob.
Hello, my intended. Is there anybody in here? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anybody home? Well, if there is, I've got some entertainment *coughcough* for you. Yep, a filler show! You know you love them. This time it's the BOBO Q. FIENDISH SHOW! Click here for the show. See you soon...
Cybersuplex is here! Do you want to meet a whole bunch of new BOBsters? Sure you do. Since nobody in BOB is ranting anymore, Travis Beaver went out and got some brand new talent. Getting worried? YOU BETTER BE!!!! The shows could be this bad forever from now on! And for the ratings, see Trey Vincent hit his lowest point in BOB. I think. Here.
Ahhh. It is a very proud day for the iAd. Why you ask? Well, besides the fact that nobody here in BOB is cutting promos in the Rant Zone, we have a treat for all our apathetic friends. Yes, a BRAND NEW ATTACK. In MST 10, the iAd takes on not 1, not 2, not 3, but 4 bad federations. Yes, it's a clip show. Stop sighing and click here. And as always, to relive your favorite moments in iAd past, check out our COOL sub-site here. Retards.