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The You Gotta Be Kidding, I Ain't Doing That, Are You Out Of Your Frickin' Mind Hardcore Championship History

Winner

How title was won

1. Alex "No Gimmick" Smith Through a strange combination of events, accidently won the Through-The-Table Battle Royal at Monday Morning Mayhem 3. Stripped of title for gratutitous wussiness.
2. Birdboy Defeated The Domino in a first round match at Send Us Money: Title-Palooza with a lousy inside cradle.
3. Pzremslwvk Defeated Birdboy in the second round of Send Us Money: Title-Palooza.
4. G.I Slow Triumphed in the Three-Way Hardcore Food Fight at Monday Morning Mayhem 5
5. Bobo Fiendish Pinned a non-competing G.I Slow at Send Us Money: Full Court Press to win the title. Traded up to the Pan-Galactic title at A Near Deth Experience.
6. Fanboy Pinned Bobo Q Fiendish (Who wasn't the champion) at Sunday Bloody Sunday during a bizarre scaffold/tank full of electric eels four-way match that wasn't meant to be... oh, just read it for crying out loud!
7. Zilla (1 , 2 and 3) Won the title three times in the Intercourse "Skate or Die" Match at Monday Morning Mayhem 11. The official title history for that one match was;
Zilla
Tony Hawk
Chino Moreno of the Deftones
Wes, the Talking Skateboard
The lead singer of Rage Against the Machine (Anyone know his name?)
Fanboy (2)
Some 12-year-old skatepunk called "Lenny"
Zilla (2)
Freek Boy from "Thrasher" magazine
Tony Hawk (2)
Andy McDonald
GBH
Zilla (3)
8. Brandon Did the old "Masked Mystery Man" trick at Monday Morning Mayhem 13 to pin Zilla during a ThunderDome match he wasn't even involved in... go fig.
9. Brandon's Cat, Tigress In a moment of supreme surrealness (even for BOB), pinned Brandon while settling down for a cat-nap.
10. Jim, Josh and Brandon (1.33) Finally managed to "pin the pussy" (I can't believe I just wrote that!) to become 3-way joint champions... or something.
11. The Violent Pacifist Pinned Brandon in the aisle to win the title at Send Us Money: Footbrawl.
12. Da Sassy Bitch Maximised the "What The Hell?" Factor of Send Us Money: Footbrawl by pinning The Violent Pacifist during the post-Main Event chaos to claim his first BOB title.
13. The Violent Pacifist (2) Regains the title at NAGAM 11 from Hell when Jimi Hendrix (possibly DJ Rawkus in costume) got "Jeff Jarrett" on DSB and KOed him with a guitar.
14. douja Defeated VP at Monday Morning Mayhem 15 with a modicum of assistance from Billy Polar. In doing so, became the first man to complete the BOB Holy Trinity, winning each of the major belts (Swiss Army/ONLY WORLD TITLE THAT MATTERS/AYOOYFM) in the space of a year!
15. Jim (1.33) Pinned douja minutes later at Monday Morning Mayhem 15 in the locker room to wreck THAT distinction.
16. Herb Romaine Pinned Jim at the Tag-Team/Harcore match during Pay-Per-View while disguised as the Sasquatch... hey, if it works, do it.
17. "Smart" Mark Green Awarded the title at Gluttons For Punishment for lasting longer than anybody else in the rumble.
18. The Geek Claims the title at NAGAM 16 after Green no-showed, then got skull capped with a PC monitor by Steve the Kid from The Dell commercials. But did keep the title pending their upcoming match.
19-20. Steve from the Dell commercials, then The Geek (2) At HardXCore Polarvision 3, Steve "upset" The Geek to claim the title for a few minutes, but was victim to the "24-7/16-6" rule and was quickly defeated by Geek to lose the belt back to him.
21. Trey Vincent This invader with the iAd won in the Sweet 16 portion of March Mayhem 2002, despite not even being on the BOB roster. How? You'd like to know, wouldn't you? So would everyone else. Make up your own scenario.
22. douja (2) Won in the UnFOURtunate Four portion of March Mayhem 2002. How? See 21. if ya wanna know how!
23. Bohemoth Won (as well as the OWTTM) in the finals of the March Mayhem 2002 tournament by defeating douja.
24-27. The Geek (3), Bohemoth (2), The Geek (4), Bohemoth (3) (or something like that...) With the iAd in control of NAGAM 17, they took turns screwing over both guys of the title before they were interrupted by the end of the show, leaving Bohemoth with the title.
28. Hardcore JJ Successfully surprised Bohemoth at Classix 3.
29. Trey Vincent (2) Took advantage of JJ being stuck in his booster seat prior to Wrestlestarrmaniacade.
30. Seth Harker Pinned Bohemoth in a two-fall triple threat match he wasn't even a part of at Wrestlestarrmaniacade to keep the title in the iAd family.
31. The "Are You Out Of Your Frickin' Mind" Title Belt During a title match between Seth Harker and Mr. X on Sunday Morning Chloroform 2, through a fluke, the belt got the cover and pin on Seth Harker.
32. The Hirohito, Where Am I? This Is Not Tokyo! Title Belt *Sigh* Coma's PPV. Weird things happen. Especially THIS triple threat match. The Hirohito belt unifies the AYOOYFM and the You Gotta Be Kidding I Ain't Doing That titles. YOU figure it out! GODZILLA!
33. Death Won the title in a squash, as the Hirohito belt didn't even put up a fight at Explosion Of Injuries.
34. Mr. Paradox Froze time and did the unthinkable by getting the best of Death on Sunday Morning Chloroform 11.
35. Steve Studnuts After aiding Sir Zeno in a match, Mr. Paradox was ambushed by a Studnuts Death Valley of The Sun Drive in the crowd on Sunday Morning Chloroform 18.
36. Mr. Paradox (2) Won the belt after handcuffing Steve Studnuts to the cage and suckerpunching boxing legend (and guest referee) Muhammad Ali in a tag team match also involving Seth Harker and Dr. Thrilla at Send Us Money: On Your Hard Drive.
37. Insano Mano Steve Studnuts (dressed as Kamikazie Ken) leant a chair shot and helped steal the title away from Mr. Paradox...again, on Sunday Morning Chloroform 25.
38. The You Gotta Be Kidding Me I Ain't Doing That, Are You Out Of Your Frickin' Mind Title Belt (2) Later on Sunday Morning Chloroform 25, it somehow possessed The Wig Show and made him throw Insano Mano into a wheelbarrow full of razor blades. The belt then made the easy cover to capture itself for the second time.
39. Christina Gaguilera Pinned the title belt during an unrelated tag team match on Sunday Morning Chlroform 29.
40. Alan Qaida In the continuing chaos of a tag match, he took advantage of Xtina after she took a Showscalper on the floor from Wig Show on Sunday Morning Chlroform 29.
41. The You Gotta Be Kidding Me I Ain't Doing That, Are You Out Of Your Frickin' Mind Title Belt (3) Still in the chaos of a tag match at Sunday Morning Chlroform 29, Wig Show was told by the belt who the champion was, and Wig Show Showscalped Qaida and threw the belt on top for the pin to become champion of itself for the third time.
42. XXXtreme Machine Inserted himself into a Brawlers On a Budget (Truck) Match and tossed Wig Show to the concrete to claim the title at Send Us Money: Grudge Match A-Go-Go. God save us all.
43. Sold! On Sunday Morning Chlroform 31, BigBOSS declared the title valueless since XXXtreme Machine won it. As a result, he sold the title, thus ending the long, complicated legacy of the title.

The Pop-Up Ads Crashed My Computer Title History

1. Atomo The Living Robot Defeated Xamfir in the finals of a gauntlet match that unified a bunch of title belts on SMC 8. Title ended on SMC 33 when BigBOSS determined Atomo was "invincible" after an amazing three year reign. Granted, that's in BOB years...but still, quite impressive!

Not Quite Good Enough To Be World Champion Title History

1. Little Good Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Big Chrome Title History

1. Khan Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Global Title History

1. "The Next Big Thingee" Dustbuster Boy Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Half-Heavyweight Title History

1. Little Good Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Other Half-Heavyweight Title History

1. Brandon "Bitch Smacker" Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1.
2. Mr. X Pinned Brandon during Stupid Bowl I. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Fascist Strongman Title History

1. Kamikazie Ken Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

You Gotta Be Kidding, I Ain't Doing That Title History

1. Super Mollusc Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1.
2. Death Touch of Death + squash = new champion on Sunday Morning Chloroform 4. The belt then became part of the AYOOYFM title belt through some strange Coma booking on his pay-per-view.

Alliance Hero Title History

1. Mark Shill Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1.
2. Pope John Paul II Pinned Mark Shill with ease (and a little help from an angry Commentator) at Sunday Morning Chloroform 3. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

10 Peso Version Strongman Title History

1. BVD Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Pipsa© Special Title History

1. BVD Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Astute Warrior Title History

1. Nurse Heidi Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Biakkabatuka Title History

1. Mully Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1.
2. douja Beat Mully after some confusion about a tampon on Sunday Morning Chloroform 4. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Loserweight Title History

1. The Commentator Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Push Impaired Title History

1. Stinkbutt Nastyass Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Central Canadian Moose Hunt Title History

1. StreetMime II Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Chimichanga Title History

1. Kay Fabe Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

D'oh Title History

1. The Undietaker Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1.
2. Spaceduck Defeated Undietaker in a Kill You Match during Stupid Bowl I. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Eastern Slavic Mongolian Goulash Title History

1. Styles Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1.
2. Steve Studnuts After accepting an open challenge from Styles, Studnuts won in a lumberjack banana match on Sunday Morning Chloroform 4. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Foot Foot Title History

1. "The Next Big Thingee" Dustbuster Boy Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Hirohito, Where Am I? This Is Not Tokyo! Title History

1. Nurse Heidi Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Incongruent Title History

1. Mully Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Inordinate Title History

1. Sarah "The Jobber Slayer" Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1.
2. The "Are You Out Of Your Frickin' Mind" Hardcore Title Belt Pinned the title belt, somehow winning it during StupidBowl I. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Latin America Montezuma's Revenge Title History

1. Brandon "Bitch Smacker" Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Middle Eastern Camel Toe Title History

1. Khan Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Non Gender Specific Very Non Threatening Plaid Title History

1. StreetMime II Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

North American Frozen Tundra Title History

1. Styles Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1.
2. Sarah "The Jobber Slayer" Defeated Styles easily, despite lacking her Slayer powers, on Sunday Morning Chloroform 4. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Pin Pull Title History

1. Hooker T Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Que Lastima Title History

1. Styles Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Rockford Files Title History

1. The Man Who Looks A Bit Like Nixon Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Three Cubed Light Chicken Gravy Title History

1. Nurse Heidi Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Tough Chick (Guy) Title History

1. Bohemoth Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Two Times the Square Root of Twenty-Seven Quantity Squared Divided by Two Title History

1. Xamfir Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

United States Toaster Title History

1. Stone Hot Steve Dawson Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Up Yo' Ass Sucka Title History

1. Coma Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1.
2. Massive Man Rendition First Defeated Coma in a Potatoes and Gravy Bowl Match at Send Us Money: A Chance Would Be A Fine Thing. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Western European Talc In The Shorts Adam Corolla Title History

1. Violent Pacifist Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Who's Your Daddy Title History

1. Insano Mano Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1.

The Calorifically Challenged Title History

1. Detached Narrator Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1.
2. The Commentator Defeated Detached Narrator during a Pin Your Partner Match between RVD, Dyslexic Avenger, Khan and Violent Pacifist at Send Us Money: A Chance Would Be A Fine Thing. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Intercontinental Cruiserweight "This Is Not A Championship Belt But It's Close" History

1. Coma Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

Undefendable Title History

1. Randy Handi Had the lucky card at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1.
2. Dude Whose A Dead Ringer For Clinton Was awarded the title by BigBOSS for angle purposes on Sunday Morning Chloroform 3. *Shrug*. Title eliminated by Detached Narrator to create new belt.

The "You Gotta Have Friends"/"Four-Play" BOB/STWF/MBPD/RDWA Tag Title History

1. Goffer and Pzremslwvk Defeated The Universal Donors at Monday Morning Mayhem 3 with the timely use of a sheep-loaded cannon. Titles Vacated after Goffer and Pzremslwvk left in a Neige Thirteen-inspired walkout.
2. Sir Ronald Killalot and "The Disenfranchised" Joshua Craig Defeated the Unethical Ethnics at Sunday, Bloody Sunday.
3. Eddie B. and The Flunky Won the belts due to some quick thinking and an incompetant offical at "Snore Games: The Match Be-Yawn"
4. Pain and Pleasure (Jean Bannister + Sir Hungalot) Defeated the paper champs, plus two other teams in a "BoB Classik!" at Footbrawl! (And, became the only team in Parody History to win both the "YGHF" and "3-4-1" titles!)
5. Smooth and Chocolaty (douja and Dr. Silaconne M. Plants) Pulled the swerve-of-the-century -week to steal the titles at Pay-Per-View! (And, in the process, douja became the first-ever "Grand-Slam Champion", having won EVERY title that BOB recognises!)
((Title was subsequently merged with SMP's "3-4-1" Tag Belts from the late, lamented STWF. And so we have the "Four-Play" BOB/STWF/MBPD/RDWA TAG CHAMPIONSHIPS...))
1. Sgt. Walker and Terra Rism Became the first "Four-Play" Tag-Team champions at NAGAM 16 during an 8-team battle royal. Viet Kong changed gimmicks to become Terra Rism, and Sgt. Walker appears out of nowhere (although it's rumored he's Sgt. Slaughter) and capture the most storied titles in BOB's history. America's Nightmare comes true. Who can stop this dastardly duo? Only time will tell....
2. Brandon, Josh, and Jim (The Kent State Krew) After Walker and Rism were stripped of the title after Walker had a pissing match with The Li'LBOSS, The Kent State Krew made best of a good situation and defeated The REALLY Nasty Boys at Monday Morning Mayhem 17 to capture the titles.
3. The iAd, Trey Vincent + Seth Harker After confusing the referee with a trick question involving coins, well, the iAd won on Sunday Morning Chloroform 4.
4. The Kent State Krew (Jim and Brandon Defeated Vincent + Harker in a rematch, using a bottle of Southern Comfort and a trenchcoat on Sunday Morning Chloroform 5.
5. Hack and Slash (sWo) Won the titles in a fatal-fourway Arcade Anarcy match against the KSK, Drudleyz and Hooker T + RVD after powerbombing Hooker T through a FoozBall table.

Pork & Beans 'Round The World In 80 Days Tag Team Title History

1. Stinkbutt Nastyass and Urine Had the lucky cards at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1.
2. The Distorted Icons (Steve Leary & John Skeet) After Stinkbutt turned on Urine with his new partner Graphic Flatulence, it was easy pickings for the Icons, who won titles in their first match at Explosion Of Injuries.

Super Duper Keen Team Things History

1. Sleazy-C and The Commentator Had the lucky cards at Sunday Morning Chloroform 1.
2. The Creatures of Camelot (Wolfenator + Mudman) It was a hellacious ride for Commentator, whose partner never showed up on Sunday Morning Chloroform 4.
3. The Shaggy Gang (Kay Fabe + Xamfir) After the title was vacated and forgotten about, a Rigged Lottery Match was held at Explosion Of Injuries. With help from some iAd "Jackass" stunts involving shopping carts, raw sewage and flaming death, Kay and Xamfir won the over the top rope dealie.

Tag Conqueror Title History

1. Mr. Intensity and Coma Had the lucky cards as Sunday Morning Chloroform 1.
2. Festering Death (Spaceduck + Spacecop) Won in a match featuring self-inflicted cannibalism, necrophilia and keyboard shenanigans on Sunday Morning Chloroform 3. The team then wandered off somewhere...no doubt still raping and killing...we ain't gonna try and get the belts back!

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